Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Rage Comic Art

All we know about Rage Comic Art , but I think that you didn't watch this original pictures and you don't know who invented it.
Sam Spratt, a young artist who just earned his degree in Fine Arts in 2010, changed all that for us. Among the many pieces that he’s done are full illustrations of all the rage faces (and some of the memes like “Y U NO!” and “Forever Alone” and “ALL THE THINGS!”) Yes, that’s right… Sam Spratt PAINTED ALL THE MEMES!!! They look awesome, but some of them are really freakin’ creepy. I, for one, can’t wait to see rage comics made with the new rage faces. Seriously, someone better do it.

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111 Years Old Man

The Cuban Ignacio Kubilla Banos previously worked in a sugar factory in Havana.
But it was very long, as has already been more than 45 years of his retirement.
What is not surprising, as Ignacio Banos on Thursday celebrated its 111 years.
He has 11 children 40 grandchildren and 25 great-grandchildren.

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The 10 Rarest Animals in the World

Hunted,endangered, smuggled and now some would say abandoned, these animals have the smallest chances of recovery out off all the Earth’s creatures. Last year, studies shown  that there are at least 35 different animals with world populations of under 1000. But which are the rarest, the animals on the brink of extinction? We have rounded up a list of 10 of the rarest animals in the wild. These animals are so rare, they might disappear forever, and they’re not alone!

1. The Pinta Island tortoise
The Pinta Island tortoise  
Without argument, this turtle is one of the few species of Giant Galapagos tortoises and the rarest animal in the world since there is only one left alive. Lonesome George is the sole surviving member of the Pinta Island race, the giant tortoise being a symbol for the fragility of the Galapagos islands, and a constant reminder for vigilence and conservation of the species. The species was considered extinct until 1971, when a lone example was located by rangers. Since then, the Charles Darwin Research Station has been searching for a female tortoise, even posting a reward of $10,000 to those that find one.

2. Baiji (Yangtze River Dolphin)
Baiji (Yangtze River Dolphin)
 With no more than a few tens of individuals, Yangtze River Dolphinthe dolphin is one of the world’s rarest mammals, and a victim of China’s breakneck economic growth, competing for food with the human beings. It has been driven to extinction due to the activity in 50 years, this being the fourth time when an entire evolutionary line of mammals has vanished from the face of the Earth since the year 1500. The main reason for this fact are the numerous dams and barrages, built starting in the 1930’s, that have fragmented the population and reduced the amount of available habitat. There are news that the species is functionally extinct, experts still searching for members of the species. Fingers crossed!

3. The Vancouver Island Marmot
3. The Vancouver Island Marmot
 This marmot is found only in the high mountainous regions of Vancouver Island, in British Columbia, the Canadian Species at Risk Act listing it as endangered in May 2000. In 1998, the population reached an all-time low of 75 individuals, a captive breeding programme being started during that time. In captivity, there are around 90 Vancouver Island marmots in four breeding facilities, while an estimated 30 members of this species live in the wild ibn 2004. The ultimate goal is to restore a sustainable population of 400-600 Vancouver Island marmots in the wild, so there’s still much to be done. 2005 was a successful year, with 150 individuals in captivity and over 44 pups born.

4. Seychelles Sheath-tailed Bat
Seychelles Sheath-tailed Bat
Inhabiting the central granitic islands of the Seychelles Islands north of Madagascar,Seychelles Sheath-tailed Bat the bat is part of our list, being one of the most endangered animals since fewer than 100 are believed to exist in the world. It was once commonly found in Seychelles, but the species has undergone a dramatic decline in population during the mid to late 20th century. More research needs to be done in order to understand how the species behave and what needs to be done in order to save them. Scientists believe that, with a heavy amount of effort, 500 individuals may be sufficient to guarantee long-term persistence of the population.

5. Javan Rhino
Javan Rhino
This scarce animal is one of the rhino species with fewer than 60 animals surviving in only two known locations: one in Indonesia and the other in Vietnam. Though once widespread throughout Asia, by the 1930’s the rhinoceros was nearly hunted to extinction in Peninsular Malaysia, India, Burma and Sumatra. It was poached for its horn, that is believed to have medicinal uses, and driven to extinction to the intense agricultural practices. Even with all the conservation efforts, the Javan rhinoceros’ chance of survival is small: the population is reduced, hence there are risks of disease and inbreeding.

6. Hispid hare
Hispid hare
Also called the “bristly rabbit”, this hare has been recorded along the southern foothills of the HimalayanHispid hare mountain chain, Nepal, , Bengal, and Assam. Deforestation, cultivation, and human settlement had the most negative impact on the species, isolating the rabbits in Uttar Pradesh, Bihar, West Bengal and Assam. This animal was feared extinct in 1964, but in 1966, one was spotted. There were an estimated 110 hispid hares worldwide in 2001, numbers continuing to plunge due its unsuccessful adaptation to captivity.

7. Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat
Northern Hairy-nosed Wombat
In the 19th century this species of wombat was present in New South Wales and Victoria but now can only be found in a small national park near Epping Forest Station in tropical Queensland. While this area has been protected as a National Park, the native grasses that the wombat eats are overtaken by non-indigenous plants. The Northern hairy-nosed wombat is the rarest Australian marsupial, and probably the world’s rarest large mammal. In the latest population study, there are an estimated 113 (range 96 to 150) individual. A major recovery program is underway, funded by the Queensland and Commonwealth governments to the tune of $250,000 per year.

8. Tamaraw (Dwarf Water Buffalo)
Tamaraw (Dwarf Water Buffalo)
Found in the the island of Mindoro in the Philippines, the tamaraw is the onlyDwarf Water Buffalo endemic Phillipine bovine. In 1900 there were an estimated 10,000 tamaraw on Mindoro, 120 in 1975, 370 in 1987 . It was declared critically endangered species in 2000 by the World Conservation Union and remained so until today, being threatened by agriculture, hunting or disease brought by domestic species. The current population was estimated in 2002 at a number between 30 and 200 individuals. Although protected by law, the illegal capture and killing of this species continues to occur.

9. Iberian Lynx
Iberian Lynx
The Lynx, the most endangered of the world’s 36 cats, stands on the edge of extinction. This lynx was once distributed over the entire Iberian Peninsula but now its area is severely restricted in Andalusia. Threatened by destruction of habitat and of its prey, the cat was killed by traps set for rabbits or hit by cars as the number of roads increase. The Spanish Government is now in the process of developing a national conservation effort to save the Iberian Lynx. Studies from March 2005 have estimated the number of Lynx to be as few as 100, down from about 400 in 2000. On March 29, 2005, the birth of 3 cubs, the first born in captivity, was announced, a hope for the future reintroduction of the species.

10. Red Wolf
Red Wolf
This wolf is a smaller and a more slender cousin of the gray wolf, historically ranging from southeasternRed Wolf United States to Florida and Texas. Now, their home is the 1.7 million acres throughout northeastern North Carolina, including Alligator River National Wildlife Refuge and Pocosin Lakes National Wildlife Refuge. Only 20 pure red wolves were estimated in 1980, however the number increased to 207 captive red wolves, found in 38 captive breeding facilities across the United States. With the successful breeding programs, over 100 red wolves currently live in the wild.
Runner-up. Dwarf Blue Sheep – The Dwarf Blue Sheep or Dwarf Bharal Pseudois schaeferi is an endangered species of caprid found in China and Tibet. The dwarf blue sheep population in the world has declined to a total of 70–200 individuals, currently being listed as endangered by the International Union for Conservation of Nature. The species is hunted, and in their limited range cannot escape from humans and livestock. As of 1997, China did not recognize them as a seperate species so efforts to conserve the species have not been initiated.

Holography and Hologram technology

Holography is a technique which enables three-dimensional images to be made. It involves the use of a laser, interference, diffraction, light intensity recording and suitable illumination of the recording. The image changes as the position and orientation of the viewing system changes in exactly the same way as if the object were still present, thus making the image appear three-dimensional.

 Hologram technology

The holographic recording itself is not an image; it consists of an apparently random structure of either varying intensity, density or profile.

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We Thought Giants Were Mythical Creatures

According to the archaeological researches in Greece (and Saudi Arabia) it was proven that what we knew as mythical creatures - Giants, actually walked the Earth some time in the distant past. The archaeologists excavated human skeletons that are about 5m high, some more some less, but it is way above our height today. Of course, thanks to this, lots of questions about their existence emerged, like how it was possible to bi so tall… And if the stories about the Giants and the Titans are not just myhts, what if the other ‘mythical’ creatures were alive to? What would it say about our past? Then, there certainly must be something (or lots of things) we don’t know about our past and our origins. Well, maybe one day we found centaur, minotaur, maybe even the pegasus and unicorn, dragon bones… One can never know.

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Worlds Biggest crocodile


Worlds largest crocodileA gigantic crocodile captured by citizens of the Philippines has been officially declared the largest in captivity by the Guinness World Records.
The 20-foot long (6 metres) crocodile, known as Lolong, was captured by the residents of Bunawan last September.
Since its capture, Lolong became the centrepiece of a new park and research centre which has drawn thousands of tourists to the town. The town's mayor, Edwin Cox Elorde, claims the town has earned 3 million pesos, roughly £45,000, from the massive beast.

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It had been blamed for the deaths of a water buffalo and a missing fisherman, so the crocodile was hauled in by a crowd of over 100 people last year, pulled from a river after a three-week hunt.
The crocodile was placed in a fenced cage in an area where the town then built an ecotourism park for species found in a vast marshland in Agusan, an impoverished region about 500 miles from Manila.

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Monday, December 10, 2012

Making Sure You Buy the Right Tablet


Since the original iPad's launch in 2010, many other brands have brought competing tablet models to market. Whilst the iPad is currently the market leader with a 68% market share, there are a plethora of tablets running Google's Android operating system, offering a lot of choice for those looking for an iPad alternative. Some of the most well-known of these at the moment are Google's own Nexus 7 tablet, Amazon's Kindle Fire HD and Samsung's Galaxy Tab2 and Note 10.1. And the launch of Microsoft's Windows 8 operating system brings touch to the laptop and desktop, so it's the perfect time to be looking to take your first taps with a tablet, invest in a second tablet to stop those family arguments.
Here are my tips on tablet buying:
It's understandable that many people may have not yet bought a tablet due to the sheer amount of choice, or have simply gone for the iPad option without considering anything else. Getting the wrong tablet can be a source of frustration simply because it doesn't work the way you want it to. Before deciding on a tablet, customers should take a good look at exactly what they'll be using it for, to get the tablet that fits both their budget and needs. At John Lewis, our partners are all fully trained to be able to offer the best independent advice to help customers make the right choice for them, and all our tablets come with a two year guarantee at no extra cost.

Making Sure You Buy the Right Tablet

The platform: One of the major decisions when buying a tablet is deciding which platform you want to use. Once you've been able to settle on one, it helps to narrow down your options considerably. Out of the three operating systems, the iPad's iOS will be the most familiar to many people. It is a great choice for anyone who already has an Apple device, as the interface is very similar, and it is designed to seamlessly integrate with your existing Apple accounts via iCloud. The Apple Appstore is very well populated and you will find apps to suit most things you can imagine wanting to do on a tablet, and share certain app purchases with your iPhone or iPod Touch.
In the same way that committed Apple fans will already have an Apple account, Android tablets integrate well with existing Google accounts. For committed Google fans, especially those familiar with Android phones, then the Android platform is a solid choice. Android gives users a lot of freedom as to what they can do with device, with home-page widgets giving extra functionality without even having to launch an application. If you're more ambitious in how you use your tech, love all things Google, and want more freedom over how you use your tablet, then Android might be the choice for you.
The final operating system choice is the newly launched Microsoft Windows 8. Designed with touch screen interfaces and tablets in mind, but giving users the choice to alternate between the new-look tiled interface, or the more familiar Windows desktop look. This is a great choice if you currently have a computer running Windows and use Microsoft Office programmes regularly like Word, Excel or Powerpoint.
Once you've decided on your operating system, you can start thinking about the form factor of your tablet. Broadly speaking, there are two types of device, designed to be used in different ways. Smaller 7" devices, such as the Google Nexus 7 and the newly announced iPad Mini, are focussed around portability and entertainment. If you're looking to watch films or read books on your commute, or even a bit of internet browsing, then these are for you. Larger devices, such as the ASUS Transformer Pad or the iPad, while being a bit less portable, are much more capable of 'serious' tasks. Writing long emails, intensive browsing, or even a bit of work, is much easier to carry out on tablets of this size.
Samsung's Galaxy Note is a great choice for those who are heavy tablet users as it has a high definition screen and comes with a stylus pen which makes note taking and detailed work much as simple as if you were using paper and pen! It's worth pointing out that the functionality of whatever tablet you choose can be upgraded with the careful choice of the right type of accessory. Bluetooth keyboards, such as those from Microsoft, Apple or Logitech, can make it much easier to type out long emails, especially on smaller devices.
One of the last choices to make is whether you choose a model that only offers Wi-Fi connectivity, or one that also features mobile 3G data, like that on a mobile phone. If you're only planning on using your tablet at home or work, then a Wi-Fi model is your best bet, as it will keep the costs down. If you're planning on using your tablet on the go, whether for work or play, 3G will ensure you will always have access to the internet. While Apple's iPhone and some Android phones will allow you to create a personal Wi-Fi hotspot that you could connect your tablet to, bear in mind that this could push you over your mobile phone's data allowance, so a dedicated 3G plan for your tablet would be the ideal solution.
A final point to remember is that although it is easy to find 10" Android tablets for a quarter of a price of an iPad, this type of deal is often too good to be true, as corners will have been cut to reduce costs. This will mean a less powerful, slower device, often running an older version of Android, using a less sensitive resistive touchscreen, compared to the highly accurate capacitive touchscreen which is standard on more expensive tablets.

Football


I'm out of my depth here. As someone who took the executive decision aged 14 to follow her brother rather than Mark Owen and give up Man Utd to start supporting Charlton Athletic (as I can recall, PURELY to be controversial in a town full of Ipswich supporters and manufacture some kind of peculiar rivalry), I'm really not qualified to go into any real detail on the match in which I have participated. Though I did rip off a few choice phrases from Alan Hansen's Match of the Day punditry, in my youth, and I still wheel them out from time to time.

But watching England play makes everyone English angry, I think. We seem to be falling out of love with football, which is a bit of a shame given that if I have to listen to my male friends banging on about a particular sport I really would by far prefer to hear about football than cricket - you know who you are.
Football I was recently explaining the various trials and tribulations of the England team to important OCJOG lady, Ruth, and realised that it sounded like I was describing a Hollyoaks plot rather than our actual national team. I kind of think a lot of the rhetoric around the England team and footballers generally speaking is a bit lazy. Yes, a lot of them do appear to be thoroughly unpleasant, but then they do have a lot of money and rather a lot less sense. Is that an excuse for being a racist? No. Then again, I don't know if John Terry is a racist. Ashley Cole says not, but can you trust the judgement of a man who wears those pants let alone a man with such a chequered history with people accused of hate crimes?
Is having a lot of money a good enough excuse for causing the distress and embarrassment of an entire nation with alarming regularity? What if it's not because they get paid an obscene amount of money - what if maybe, just maybe, they're just a bit shit at football?
Despite disparaging remarks about women's football by FIFA President and potato-faced menace, Sepp Blatter, who believes that women players should wear "tighter shorts", the good news for my Sasha Fierce drum banging is that its popularity seems to be on the rise. The BBC even show the Women's FA Cup final these days, though I do wonder if anyone's watching. It seems to me that our women's team might be quite a bit more likeable than the men's side (even if they are ranked by FIFA as 8th, whilst the men's team is INEXPLICABLY ranked 5th best in the world - my crushing disappointment begs to differ, stattos), so maybe we should try giving them a chance if we want to continue our national love affair with the "beautiful" game.
In my "Note about the Author" I omitted the information that I once captained a cup-winning ladies football team. This is because we competed twice at our employer's sports day, coming second once (in a competition of three teams) and winning the tournament the following year (in a competition of two teams). And I subbed myself in all of the matches, because I was frankly terrible. I saw my role as being more in an advisory capacity. Alongside us, our male colleagues also had a less successful team. In fairness, they had to face significantly more competition than we did.

So a little reunion was taking place at the Brixton Rec, on the very day that the FA unveiled its new code of conduct for footballers. I.e. don't text pictures of yourself wearing awful pants to ladies who perhaps can't be trusted with them; don't be a racist; don't abuse your employers via Twitter (these are all good, solid pieces of life advice guys - you could do worse than take note).
As we prepared to say goodbye to our dear former colleague, Ali Davies From Perth (who has selfishly decided to go back to Perth, as in Australia), I thought it would be nice to get the gang together again for a kick about. Unfortunately, only six members of the gang wanted to play. So, there was Gemma (who was always our star player), Steve and I against Ali, Pete and James. 10 minutes after kick off on the tiny indoor pitch, complete with a faux, wallpapered crowd and a suspect drip from the ceiling that was either the sweat of the great unwashed or a squiffy air vent, and I felt physically sick. Maybe I couldn't blame our national side for being rubbish, it is actually quite hard.
The match went a bit like this. Steve or Gemma scored, then Pete scored, then Steve or Gemma scored, then Pete scored. Every now and again, when he wasn't booting the ball at my face like an actual terror-beast, James scored. Occasionally Ali saved a goal. I ran towards numerous balls that Steve or Gemma had set up for me in front of an open goals, and missed EVERY SINGLE TIME. In a game of about 15 goals a side, I scored one goal, when Pete literally jumped out of the way of the ball because he felt sorry for me. Humiliating.
Fortunately, I wasn't let down by my team, who in our final first to five goals competition, managed to edge the fift goal past Pete to secure a 5-4 victory. A huge relief given my very precarious position at the top of the medal table. I needed that gold.

Seven Habits of Highly Unhealthy People


Habits are mighty. They have the ability to make or break us. It seems as if bad habits are the easiest to create, yet the hardest to cease. Good habits however, take a lifetime to build.
More often than not people habitually conduct themselves in a manner that does nothing but sabotage their state of wellbeing. As if physical and mental discontent were highly sought after conditions, these people work at being stuck in a rut of self-imposed limitations and a lack of interest in their state of physical and mental health.
Most of us are familiar with the myriad of agendas and self-help books that target those in desperate need for a change. From the classic 12-Step programs to seemingly easy-way-out titles such as, Think Yourself Thin, Americans have plenty of choices to find ways that will help them make positive changes. The problem is, very few follow through, and less will actually succeed.
Stephen Covey, author of the famed book, "Seven Habits of Highly Effective People," sold millions of copies that spelled out his methods to find success. Perhaps the alluring word that put it on the bestseller list is 'habit.'
A habit is an acquired behavior pattern regularly followed until it has become almost involuntary. We all love to aspire to practicing good habits, yet it is much easier to recognize and identify with the bad ones.
Inspired by Covey's practical application of his seven very specific habits for effectiveness, the following is a closely matched yet contrasting list of the sevn habits of highly unhealthy people. Call it reverse psychology or my own clever way to catch your attention; I want you to understand that habits like these are meant to be broken.
If you identify with at least one of these habits, find out how you, or someone you care for, can break it and adopt a healthier lifestyle.

Seven Habits of Highly Unhealthy People

Habit 1: Be Inactive
Sitting is a silent killer. A large number of studies show that living a sedentary lifestyle promotes deadly diseases such as cardiovascular disease, diabetes, obesity, and even some cancers. According to Dr. David Coven, a cardiologist with St Luke's-Roosevelt Hospital Center in New York, the workplace environment is one of the main contributors to dying an early death. But, your desk job is not just to blame. What you do outside the office will also make a difference.
The key is to understand that exercise can be done anywhere and at any time, and certainly doesn't need to be extreme to yield life-saving results. Find something you love to do, be it playing a game of Ping-Pong or chasing your grandkids around the yard. You will be amazed at the difference it will make in your overall fitness, not to mention your life expectancy.

Habit 2: Begin With No Friend in Mind
Social interaction is key in maintaining mental health. For some, reclusive tendencies take over, and our days spent in relative isolation can turn to weeks, months, or even years. Spending time alone is generally healthy, but when you wake up and realize you have no friends to call on, depression can threaten your mental health.
Whether you are trying to make a change in your diet, exercise regime, or general attitude about life, try and avoid doing it alone. The support you will gain from a confidant will be worth the initial pain you feel from letting go of your old habits.

Habit 3: Put Fast Foods First
Fast food is not only fast; it's also very cheap. The lure of a quick meal while you're on the run is certainly appealing, but over time indulging in fast food or convenience store spreads will cause serious damage to your health.
Not having enough time or money is no excuse to eat poorly. Try planning ahead and learn how cooking at home can save you a ton of cash. When you do cook meals at home, try resisting a second helping. Instead, pack it for lunch. What you don't eat for dinner the night before will make a meal the next day, plus help to reduce overeating, and your food bill.

Habit 4: Think Slim Wins
Attention dieters: the goal is not to be skinny; the goal is to be healthy. To do what it takes to adhere to an ideal image based on the media is to not pay any attention to your own body's intrinsic needs. Ignore your nutritional needs, and you might find yourself sick, tired, and without energy.
Resist the temptation to compare yourself with others. Ask yourself if you are strong, healthy, and fit. If so, why squelch your happiness just so you can fit into your teenage daughter's jeans? It is just not worth it.

Habit 5: Seek First to Overestimate, Then Be Underwhelmed
Marketing companies love people who do not do their research before buying their products, because if they did, they wouldn't be spending their hard earned dollars on something that is not likely to be a success. Fad diets that claim miracles won't change your lifestyle habits; they only put them temporarily on hold. When the excitement of hope fades, so does all ambition.
Try and not overestimate the promises fads and trends assert. Read books that spell out the facts. Get educated so you can make wiser choices, and not give up because you are underwhelmed by the lack of results.

Habit 6: Supersize
Eating healthy doesn't mean you never get to enjoy decadent pleasures. It is not a crime to taste, sample, and savor something. What doesn't work is to overindulge your senses until you've made yourself sick.
Whether it's drinking too much alcohol, binging on copious amounts of pure junk food, or participating in some other type of unhealthy behavioral habits, remember that moderation is the key.

Habit 7: Don't Sharpen the Saw
A sharp mind is the best tool you can use against ill health. Mindless activities such as watching television deaden neural activity in the brain. When your neural activity is compromised, you lose your ability to think clearly. When you lose your ability to think clearly you make poor decisions. When you make poor decisions, you become depressed. Why go down that road?
Engaging in creative activities that sharpen the tools of your mind such as drawing, listening to music, or writing will do just the opposite. Do what you can to stimulate your mind. Think outside the box and look at life through a refreshed set of eyes. When you are letting your creative juices flow, you will feel better about yourself. And when you feel better about yourself, you will make healthier choices, not to mention develop superior health habits that will last a lifetime.

Water Polo


In planning a programme of participation in almost 40 sports, some are easier than others to pin down. For example, I can play table tennis in a pub on London Fields, and this really is my proposed venue for that particular competition. Women's Water Polo teams in the London area are considerably trickier; there are only 3 leagues of 8 teams in the whole country.

It's pretty difficult to run a water polo team. It's an expensive sport because you have to hire a pool, and it can't just be any old pool, it has to be deep enough for you not to be able to stand up in. It's also not a particularly mainstream sport in the UK, so I guess people aren't going to be naturally inclined to seek it out. So then, how do you get the funding if the demand isn't great?
Aside from this, you have to be a pretty good swimmer to be good at water polo and the very good players, as with most sports, start young, but swimming lessons in many schools just aren't enough to get kids to the level they would need to be at for water polo. Peggy, from Otter Women's Water Polo team, tells me that they've recently started an under 15s team, which they are recruiting for, and have had to target their recruitment at public schools because the standard of swimming in state schools is so poor. Then there are more common issues relating to women and sports - for example, teenage girls feel self conscious and don't want to be seen in their swimming costumes or they don't want to get their hair wet. (I want to say, on the latter point, really? Really girls? To be fair, if you've got a mane like mine, it is a pain in the arse).
So, after an email exchange with Peggy and Lex from the Otter Polo team (which almost felt like fate given that otters are one of my favourite species of the mustelid family) in which I admitted that whilst I can swim, I'm probably not the strongest swimmer in the world, they very generously offered to play host to me at one of their training sessions.

As I was leaving work for the training session, chatting to some colleagues about my planned activities, they did little to allay my fears. "It's like rugby," Jamie tells me, "really rough, they just beat each other up". "Yeah", Sam chips in "What happens below the water stays below the water - just be thankful you don't have balls". So I was pretty nervous. What I'd not understood, as I headed towards Crystal Palace National Sports Centre to join them, was that their first team is actually the second best in the country. So, I was basically training with the Chelsea (sorry, Otters, for drawing this comparison) of the women's water polo world.

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This became apparent pretty quickly. We did some "warming up" - some lengths of the pool. Coach Nick instructed them to do six lengths at around 70%. Being naturally competitive, I really went for it, by my standards - probably around 110% for me - but they were well into their third lengths whilst I struggled on my second. I was practically dying by the end of the warm up.
The thing about Water Polo is that you can't stand up, so you're trying to catch or throw a ball (with one hand), or drown someone else who is catching or throwing a ball, whilst treading water, which is not easy. Not only this, but the strength of these women is INCREDIBLE. I could not, as anyone who has seen me play netball will testify, throw a ball that hard with both hands, standing on dry land.
We did some passing and shooting practice and suffice to say I was terrible. At about half the distance that the other girls were from the goal, I still couldn't reach the net. Then I tried some attacking, against the defence of Peggy then Michelle, during which you pretty much both push each other and swim. Peggy had pushed me halfway down the pool before I turned round to try and catch the ball.
By this point, I was starting to feel like it might be time to call it a day and maybe even that the coach would tell me enough was enough and they had some serious practice to be getting on with. But then we actually played a match. I couldn't tell you who won - I was so busy trying not to drown. I did score a goal, and Nick said that if I scored my team could have 10 points, but I'm not sure the points were awarded given the extent to which my goal was enabled.
There is a really scary statistic about the amount of water it takes to drown a person, and if it's true, I must have died about 8 times that night. Maybe it was the excessive ingestion of chlorinated water, the fact that I wasn't feeling entirely well, that I'm terribly unfit or perhaps a combination of the three. Regardless, I'm not too proud to admit that I did a small but not insignificant sick in my mouth as I was leaving the centre that evening. For this reason, I have to award the Otters the gold medal. I don't deserve one at all but I'll take the silver because I'm greedy like that.
The Otters run a beginners course for those of you who fancy dipping your toe in slightly gentler waters, where you can learn the basics. I would highly recommend this from witnessing these women in action - Ladies, I am literally in awe of you

Happiness Levels Rise After The Age Of 45


Dispelling the myth that we get grumpier as we get older, a new study has found the opposite is true and that our happiness levels soar from the age of 45.
Researchers from Warwick Medical School at the University of Warwick found that participants reported a better mental quality of life as they reached middle age, despite experiencing a decrease in physical quality of life.
The study analysed lifestyle and health patterns of more than 10,000 people in both the US and UK and looked at their mental and physical quality of life, as well as health status, looking at factors such as general health, social functioning, mental health and pain threshold.
“It’s obvious that people’s physical quality of life deteriorates as they age, but what is interesting is that their mental wellbeing doesn’t also deteriorate – in fact it increases,” Dr Kandal Ngianga-Bakwin said in a statement.

Happiness Levels Rise After The Age Of 45

“We suggest this could be due to better coping abilities where older people tend to have internal mechanisms to deal better with hardship or negative circumstances than those who are younger.
“It could also be due to lowering of expectations from life, with older people less likely to put pressure on themselves in the personal and professional spheres.”
The study also looked into the effect sleep has on a person’s quality of life, and found there was an optimum window of sleep duration.
The participants who slept between six and eight hours a day tended to have both better physical and mental health than those who slept for less than six hours a night.
In a separate study last week it was revealed that typing on the right side of your keyboard makes you happier.
Plus, mood-boosting foods that help us eat ourselves happy.
Instant happiness tips you can try now, by Cognitive Hypnotherapist, Lesley McCall:
Pretend
If you embody happiness you might be surprised that it can make you feel happy in reality. Using the body language of happiness convinces your unconscious that you are actually happy.
Sing
Get rid of your worries and negative thoughts by singing them - preferably in the most operatic and overly dramatic way possible! If you can make a problem sound funny, it's harder to be anxious about it.
Laugh
It might sound obvious, but when you watch something funny, the mirror neurons in your brain copies what you're watching, giving you an instant feel-good boost.
Count your blessings (literally)
Count your blessings, out loud. Take five minutes to list all the things that are good and positive in your life at the top of your voice so you can hear them loud and clear. You might be surprised how many there are.

Middle Age Begins At 55


Middle age starts much later than originally thought, a study has claimed.
According to the research, the average perception of when middle age starts was at 55 years old and the mean average figure for when middle age ends was 69 years. A sizeable minority, nearly one in five, believe that middle age does not begin until past 60 years.
It pushes the tipping point for the final year of youth much further than previous surveys. A Kent University study published two years ago found that middle age began at 36 and that adults were considered ‘old’ at 58.
19% believing middle age was a state of mind and shouldn't be bound by numbers - a testament to "you're as young as you feel" if ever there was one.

Middle Age Begins At 55


The research, commissioned by Love to Learn, surveyed more than 1,000 UK adults aged 50 and over. It asked them about their attitudes to life, ageing and what, if any, were the benefits of being older today in 2012 Britain.
Its results demonstrate the extent to which older people are living more active lives and undertaking new pursuits, such as learning how to use the internet and starting their own businesses.
The findings also suggest that, as the UK population is aging, new cut-off points are being drawn. For the first time, there are more adults in the UK aged over 45 than under 45 and more people aged over 65 than are under 16, according to Office for National Statistics data.

As the over 50s own a disproportionate amount of wealth, the 'grey pound' is increasingly important. The life style of the 50 plus is a growing market, and it’s even had its own Hollywood take on it with the release of the film The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel featuring Judi Dench and Bill Nighy.
Earlier this year research suggested that people aged 65 and over would prefer to be called "grey panthers" than old-age pensioners - showing a resistance to age-focussed identity.
Age UK celebrity ambassador and fitness guru Rosemary Conley, said: “The older I get, the more convinced I am that age is just a number. Through eating well, exercising regularly and having a positive outlook I feel as young as ever.
"Everyone faces different challenges with age and general health and fitness differs from person to person."
Professor James Goodwin, Head of Research at Age UK, said: “With the number of people aged 60 or over expected to pass the 20 million mark by 2031, these top tips are really important because they offer a practical guide to people of all ages about how to age better.

“Individually the tips are important, but together they give each of us the best chance of ageing better. By bringing together global experts in ageing research as part of the Age UK Ageing Better Together campaign, we are aiming to show that the message is clear: whether you are 25 or 85, you can have a positive impact on your life as you grow older.”